Oh Pharrell, why can’t you have a sex tape instead of Ray-J or that nasty R-Kelly?
SO…N*E*R*D’s first single/video from Seeing Sounds, Everyone Nose is, like, a cocaine anthem. Not since Laid Back and Melle Mel brought us White Horse and White Lines, respectively, have we had a song so virulently coked-out. While hardly a precautionary tale, Everyone Nose is deflnite social commentary on the socialite-nightclub-drug scene.
Sniff blow? Hell no. But I’m mainlining this song.
Okay, if you’re not up on it yet it’s kind of ghettocore electronicated technoish go-go funk rock…and that’s just the beat. The mean, infectious chorus/hook/refrain thing starts up “ALL THE GIRLS STANDIN IN THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM” X100. Everybody nose what it is. Lindsaybritneyparis Fergilicious Kardashilton-Richie III. If she’s not going to POWDER HER NOSE, she’s going to powder her nose.
And that’s just the album cut. <a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3y9mKjyFPc”>The remix for me is like chinawhite to the chicks who’re skeee’d. Lupe, Pusha T, Kanye, oh my!
‘Hey Pharrell, I don’t mean to kill your mood…but I can do the Startrak sign! See?’
“Killer, dude.”
You’ve created a new subgenre of Prep Hop…COKEWHOREROCK.
p.s. Clutch your pearls and gasp @ Pharrell’s Manpurse. Pharrell if you’re into guys this is an inconsolable, immeasurable loss to the female community.
n.b. Looks like someone else is singing about cocaine.
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